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@adaptiveoptics Certain elements are the police force are authorised to carry firearms but it's not standard practice on the street.

@maloki You have a strange definition of 'friend'.

@glynmoody All I say will be used against me, but should that intimidate me into self-censorship ? I proudly stand by my past errors !

@dickturpin 53MB for 60 mins MP3. What rate to you burn at ?

@davidmarsden I hope you weren't suggesting I was comparing your genuine pain and suffering to my colleague's heavy cold because I wasn't.

Rooting, CyanogenMod, bricking & re-flashing… My beginner’s adventures in #Android firmware administration - http://j.mp/mRqPVx

On top of everything else, I am engaged in a conversation with a twerp who can't give me FTP access. 'It works for me syndrome'.

T-shirt at Waterloo yesterday: 'Drink is sometimes the answer'.

@adaptiveoptics We burned the fuckers !

@rpcutts Cleverley.