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Accenture folk twisting my melons and bumping the pain factor to 8.

@satipera Not for the first time. What on earth are you on about ?

@dickturpin No - just 90 mins of people chatting and laughing will be fine.

@mo6020 I would assess my pain levels at 4 (constant) rising to 7/8 and I haven't taken a day off sick in 15 years. Or maybe I'm the idiot.

@satipera The merchant bankers ended 30 years of war in Ireland. OK - whatever.

That fucking sickens me to be honest. Fucking weak willed malingerer.

Caught an email thread yesterday where a colleague announced 'I am sick and will be for the next 3 days'. This guy was also 'sick' in Egypt.

@dickturpin @yamatt Please release ASAP. I desperately need some laughter in my life right now :-)

Yet another trip to the doctor's. My own favourite doctor is on hols so I have the ineffectual smiling one. Crap.

@rpcutts The backlash has already started #riotcleanup Get on the next train down South and bring a bucket, shovel and some duct tape.