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'Us' 'Us' 'Us' 'Us' - sounds normal to me.

@michaeltwofish Stop bombarding me with this crap. I ain't got time for it. You're saying that @davidmarsden, me and Cox mispronounce 'Us' ?

@syntax The latter (in someone's head at least).

Christ - that fucker trying the 'Your computer has a virus' scam picked the wrong day to call me !

@adaptiveoptics Tasers ?

@michaeltwofish I've watched all his BBC science series and don't recall Cox using 'Uzz'. Do you mean as in 'United States' or as in 'Us' ?

@adaptiveoptics I think that's unlikely. We're more likely to see funding cuts for the police service reversed.

On top of all this, my mate is nagging me to upload photos of goats to the Goat Hurling blog.

@michaeltwofish The Republic of Dickhead-ia. I don't think @davidmarsden talks about the 'Uzz'. If he does, it's over between us (or 'uzz').

@maloki I think I would have severed that 'friendship' at 19:00 last night. Completely.