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s/Gif/Gift/ Damn.

I'm not very sensitive or understanding but this guy isn't really picking up the not so subliminal messages from his missus.

'I don't think we'd be any less worse off' - sourpuss.

Danger of high UV levels and sun safe advice. Very important. @michaeltwofish - do you have a legionnaire style hat ?

No wonder (Wanted Down Under) man is smiling continuously. He ain't got a job and his wife will be earning all the pennies !

@nudeplay That seems to match with my hazy recollection, yes.

@nudeplay I know identi.ca is absolutely marvellous but do you have to have 'going hard' on your profile. Particularly if you're nude.

@michaeltwofish Not my wife. The wife on 'Wanted Down Under'. My wife is lovely and radiant as always. And at work :-)

Wife looks nonplussed. Sour faced cow.