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@yamatt Do you mean 'I was a little green about...'

He was a property developer until the slump. Why is he incapable of doing anything similar ? Is he sitting watching 'Wanted Up Top' all day?

Darwin was rebuilt in 1974 following a cyclone. You see - you learn quite a lot watching WDU.

Sole breadwinner will be the wife (again) who is a, err, hairdresser. Why can't he get off his arse and get a job ?

Next up in the Wanted Down Under marathon - the Mercers from the Wirral. Hey la.

And we all know what happens with a split decision. The wife prevails.

Split decision. What a surprise.

@rpcutts Nice one. #tinap has only just recently acquired charitable status but please send the cheque in and tick the 'Gif Aid' box. Thanks

Uh ok - it's time for the video messages from the loved ones in the UK. Pass the kleenex.

#tinap - helping poor resolution GIFs everywhere. Just £2 a month can make a massive difference. Please help.