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Lad is surprised that they have St John's Ambulance type folk in New Zealand. They have ill people and car accidents - hurrah !

RT @psquid RT @reality RT @dickturpin Jesus! Twitter seems to be holding an RT day today every other tweet is an RT. Can nobody speak fo ...

I have just taken to randomly repeating arbitrary posts to give the illusion that there is life in the old StatusNet dog yet.

I coated my penis in malibu and sherbet dip. Looked a right idiot when she got her coat and ordered a taxi.

@psquid I told a girl that line once. Didn't bloody work.

@dickturpin I had a blazing row with @davidmarsden about the root cause of the riots and now he's gone off in a sulk to Cleethorpes.

RT @heeed ♺ @dickturpin: Jesus! Twitter seems to be holding an RT day today every other tweet is an RT. Can nobody speak for themselves ...

RT @reality RT @dickturpin Jesus! Twitter seems to be holding an RT day today every other tweet is an RT. Can nobody speak for themselve ...

@dickturpin It's entirely intentional. Performance has been nice and zippy since everyone else fucked off.

@reality Yes - that's right.