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@reality Can you unplug the server on your way out ? Thanks.

@rpcutts More like 42.

@rpcutts And word play. PS. That last dent spanned the Triple Word score.

@syntax Speedboats ! Wow - we'd better not share that gem with this family. That might put them into anaphylactic shock.

@rpcutts She's from Middlesbrough so probably not.

I have been overcome by Deja Vu.

RT @jpope RD @dickturpin Jesus! Twitter seems to be holding an RT day today every other tweet is an RT. Can nobody speak for themselves ...

Oh shit - the horse has thrown her off. That might change her opinion.

Daughter is stupefied, surprised, shocked and ashamed to discover they have horses in New Zealand. Who knew ? Who fucking knew this fact ?

@davidmarsden was right. You get more laughs on identi.ca. How many people have re-shared the equivalent post on Google+ ? Bugger all.