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'Ear buds' - less so. Not useful as a weapon or battering ram.

'Vanish' - very apt for a looters shopping list.

@rpcutts Hmm - was that @jrobertson ?

@psquid Ah - he might have been embroiled in bureaucratic form filling. This might explain his prolonged radio silence.

Fruit and veg - now this one's easy. All the stuff is laid out in the open. Just need few carrier bags and load up. Easy !

'Hair cut' 'Hair cut' - How can I loot a hair cut ? Do I run out without paying ?

@psquid I'm worried that I caused deep offence with my use of the 'C' word.

'Gazebo' 'Gazebo' - How the hell are I gonna lug that home ?

I have discovered a shopping list on the kitchen table. Not sure if I am supposed to loot these goods or pay for them. Will call missus.

@psquid Mind you @davidmarsden was located in one of the 'Hot Spots' and has been suspiciously quiet of late.