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Does this say 'Gif' or 'Cif' ? Wish my Droid was working so I could photograph this list.

Oh he's there - on the sofa but he didn't have a *single* friend giving him the emotional blackmail on the video. Billy No Mates.

Maybe he's fucked off home back to Bradford ?

Dear BBC - Where has the eldest son disappeared to ?

@rpcutts Terrible.

@rpcutts Coupled with 'Bins' - that does seem fairly damning.

Oh God - she's now meeting up with ex-Pats. What's the point of going to Auckland to chat with people from 'Bradford' ?

'"Pink" fairy liquid' - do they make fairy Liquid in Pink ? This is like some initiative test or Krypton Factor game. Still, I must try.

'White vinegar (cleaning)' - wife is obviously anticipating feelings of guilt and the subsequent cleanup operation the day after.

@rpcutts I think I saw an 'A' with a circle surrounding it.