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I am going to hit someone in a minute. Me: 'How large is the zipped DBF ?' 'Dunno - there are like 5 of 'em'. What feckin drugs are you on ?

We are now seriously contemplating opening a Service Request and attaching these large files to it.

@dickturpin It's a nice way of people rewarding you for your efforts. You just be doing something right :-)

Bollocks Forgot the friggin' ear buds.

@yamatt You need to work hard on people at OggCamp. Wear a sandwich board with your Amazon Wishlist on it !

First Premiership postponement - unsurprisingly Spurs vs Everton. I half expect West Brom vs Man United to follow.

@dickturpin Why do people keep spontaneously buying you stuff on your Amazon wishlist ? You don't pimp it anywhere on http://ur1.ca/4w81t

Correct the punctuation and grammar in: 'This is not a democracy here if we don’t like what you’ve written we don’t have to respond to it'.

@johndrinkwater @davidmarsden 'cunds'

@mjjzf No - modules and themes auto update but not core. You have to download and install manually.