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Does Phil Jones remind anyone else of the black and white footage of Duncan Edwards ? Apart from the streaked hair. No - thought not.

Mate returning from Oz and visiting London on 24/8 - just after alcohol ban lifted.

'Music, football and girls. Only the order changes.' - Friedrich Nietzsche. Only joking. That's on my Last.fm profile.

Must remember to look up candidates on Facebook for incriminating photos.

Ooh - panel interviewing. I love this. I can either play Good Cop or Bad Cop.

@reality No I think you can - a 'day' runs until the last overnight train (i.e before the morning schedule) but check with rambler @rpcutts

Spotted on a Comet delivery van in SW London. 'Looted 8/8'.

@reality Off drink till 23rd August. Already out 24 Aug and away to Manc after that. Leave it with me.

'You could have died from septicemia !' More reassuring words from my good lady wife as she feverishly rooted for the Life Assurance policy.

@reality I've brushed my teeth. That morbid odour has left my body I think. Just waiting for Norma for the final sign-off.