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@r7 What the fuck ? You are calling @davidmarsden a Daily Mail reader ? Has the heat fried your brain ?

RT @reality You won't find anything more ridiculous, than this new profile razor unit, made with the highest British attention - to the ...

@reality Fair enuff.

@davidmarsden Hardly., We all know who uttered 'I see these c*nts have now started destroying Manchester'.

@rpcutts I think he might be harming his own brain with all these weird OCD obsessions.

@davidmarsden How many Banks' books did you try to get into ?

@reality Just block him. I did and the quality of my identilife improved considerably.

@davidmarsden I think it's his stature (not necessarily the quality of his play) and the fact he can play centre half and midfield.

@davidmarsden Thank God for that. That's two of us.

@jimh But I swear Keane uttered these very same words on joining Spurs, Celtic, West Ham, Salford Boys Club, Inter and Liverpool.