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Why is the taxi receipt that is missing always the big one from the airport to the office ?

Thankfully George (new boyfriend, daughter's not mine) didn't remark on the 'stench of death'.

This expenses thing isn't going well. So far I have a partial pile of Lisbon and a partial pile of Istanbul.

@robconnolly M-x doctor :-)

@robconnolly Sort of - I'm pretty good at self diagnosis. I say 'immature attention seeking behaviour'. @davidmarsden says 'Take a break'.

Joan in her hey day. Or should that be Wey Hey Day ! http://ayyyy.com/cin-cin-zany/

@mo6020 Bit of giveaway for Mummy the next morning.

@dickturpin No I don't add or follow back any more. Only if someone posts something that make me laugh or cry.

Talking with my therapist. He's good, very good and he's free !

@jrobertson Indeed - on social networks no-one knows you are a dog. In fact, the walk in the park footage could also be from last week.