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@rpcutts Everything. That's the whole point. You can build up a picture of someone's life, their personality, their hopes, their flaws.

As the great Australian philosopher @michaeltwofish once said: 'The body of dents is indicative'.

Slowly dawns on me that @davidmarsden can probably quite accurately gauge my state of mind from the volumne and content of my dents.

@dickturpin No matter. I have founded 'Surbiton LUG' which is the first SLUG. One member but we hope to grow slowly. And leave a slimy trail

There is a Surrey LUG which is imaginatively called 'Surrey LUG' and not 'SLUG'. I am extremely disappoint.

'Product Driven Business Development' - that's a laugh.

No sign of the replacement passport either. I hope my little constructive 'note' hasn't prejudiced the processing of the application.

I think it means 'We are going into Greece ' which is odd as that country is on its knees.

My colleagues are I are struggling to parse an email from my manager and why it carries a 'Do not forward' caveat.

The 10 working days for my replacement debit card has now lapsed. Chasing.