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Akamai infomercial, but still a very nice description of problems and #CDN optimizations: http://j.mp/rjtoDQ #internet via @highscalability

#tinap holiday schedule != #tinap publishing schedule. Raised bug number 33648719 - category 'Workflow'. Assigned to @reality

Shit. I have been convicted of 'Frivolous use of NHS Direct helpline and wasting public funds' and received a 12 year sentence.

@jargon Eboue to Galatasary, I think. Bender is 'likely' although who the hell will fork out £7m is not clear.

I daren't ask 'Rachel'.

Considering calling NHS Direct.

Can one's stomach be emptied without visiting the lavatory ? God - why did Norma have to go out tonight ? These are important questions.

@jargon Stop your bleating ! Arsenal have signed Carl Jenkinson. How did I not know this ?

@jargon Terminate your fucking '£'s !

How long after a meal does one's stomach become 'empty' ? All these questions I meant to ask the GP.