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@davidmarsden Or is it 2nd December 2011 ?

@rpcutts While Joleon Lescott is playing centre half, there is hope :-)

@rpcutts Similar to Chelski last season but at least they waited 10 games then.

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What was that prick commentating on Citeh on MOTD2 last night. You'd honestly think he was watching Brazil 1970. Tosser.

@michaeltwofish Indeed 4 dead people in the UK are testament to that.

!manutd Modric not in 'fit mental state' to face United at OT tonight. Thanks, Harry.

This is also weird. My wife has turned into a 'windows and doors open' person and I've turned into my wife (always cold). What is going on ?

@ciarang Looks like BBC is not the only one to report that sort of aggression: http://j.mp/nWMLia - does it involve molasses ?

@michaeltwofish It's a different world down there. We have to cover our shops with plywood - you're catching snakes.