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Amy Winehouse: 'No illegal substances found. Alcohol present but cause of death remains unknown'. Call for CSI NY.

@mattl Thanks Matt. Is the bookmark feature of status.net cloud included in status.net 1.0 ?

The Great Man Made River project, an #irrigation network in #Libya might have hidden #Gaddafi's #Tripoli secret tunnels: http://j.mp/qQLf0U

@jrimages Yes - he is committing an offence as is the lady sounding her horn in daylight hours. You know what to do. Dial '999'.

@kevingranade Yes. All Touchpads are sold out.

@dickturpin Good lad. You dish it out and you can take it back. I like that in a woman.

'We'll never die. We'll never die. We'll keep the identi.ca flag flying high. Because identi.ca will never die' !

My daughter was perplexed and quite frightened by the moshing at V but later decided to push these lads back into the epicentre.

Text from @davidmarsden - he can only get '12 inches long and rock hard'. Will I accept that or would I prefer a 'Kiss Me Quick' hat ?

@dickturpin T'was just a spontaneous bit of fun. You have to admit - that dent was just begging for it.