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@nybill I saw that on mustard. Plus dents always at top of timeline (in future)?

This train will be 8 mins late. At least. For fuck's sake.

@jrobertson 18:55 gets my vote.

I think it's the Black line.

@irinarempt Not that I am ever brave enough to utter it. I just stand adjacent in a very British way.

Slightly overdressed. Hopefully I will feel the benefit later (as my Mummy used to say)

Wishing Android music player has saved my playlists on the memory card - not the SIM or handset. Crap design.

'Does your bag really need that seat all to itself?'

Expected 17:37. Don't they realise there's a pint with my name on it?

We await the 17:34