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@joshix Genius mate. Whatever it is that you do, you're wasted and should produce a Web 'comic'.

RT @joshix Here's my card. Call me when he dies.

RT @joshix @jasonriedy @psquid This is what every XKCD looks like to me: http://joshix.com/img/cnccdc.jpg I just fucking _hate_ that guy.

@davidmarsden Have fun, mate. Oxford is a nice city. Been there a few times on work.

How can @STMinfo renumber the 535 line? / Meunute… 767 pour Expo ‘67, 777 pour le Casino? Substil! http://lar.me/188

Wishing I'd had a crafty £100 on that nurse being acquitted. Nurses always know, you know. They should be running the bloody NHS. Seriously.

@rpcutts 11-0 but they once scored against England after 12 seconds !

Wait - sack Capello and get Gary Speed in. The man is a tactical genius. With Gary Neville and Robbie Savage as assistants, we will prevail.

Why the heck are we letting this man Fabio Capello leave after winning Euro 2012 ? Double his salary to £12m and we'll win the World Cup !

The scapegoats for Ing-er-land's quarter final exit at Euro 2012 will be 'Smalling, Jones, Rooney, Carrick, Young and ickle Tom Cleverley'.