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@rpcutts Stop pleasuring yourself.

@rpcutts Laverne - tempting but watching Full Metal Jacket.

@rpcutts Wilshere > Ramsey IMHO

Thoroughly enjoying The Killing (Danish version). Must be up to no. 8 now. Probably better than 'Wanted Down Under'.

Gareth Bale - the new Giggs. A world class player surrounding by stunning mediocrity condemned to never feature at a major tournament.

@mo6020 Ironically, I suspect this is one area where men are discriminated against vs ladies. Not even sure whether my contract covers this.

@mo6020 In fact, if you had the balls to do so, it would make you stand out as an interesting character in my eyes.

@mo6020 Better to secure the job and then weigh up whether that adornment would be permitted.

@mo6020 A lip ring would not prejudice *my* opinion of your abilities. However, I suspect it would for a lot of narrow minded folk.

@mo6020 I wouldn't.