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@carlopiana Maybe he could change his name to 'Dave Winer' and invent RSS.

@rpcutts Yeah - I did that ;last week. I bent the call centre DELUXE headset mic well away from my gob. Just just far enough.

@davidmarsden If you tell me next time, I will include a musical link in the show notes. What was the sound effect that opened the show ?

You see - that's the thing with a DB server with 72GB of memory and 60 cpu cores. It masks performance problems.

@davidmarsden Mate - it's gone. Don't torture yourself. Onwards and upwards.

Turkish. Delight.

Wishing I had patented 'diagonal writing on a whiteboard'.

Most kind. My artistic director has sent me some pornographic publications to help me simulate excitement more accurately.

@freemjd I have discussed this problem with my director @davidmarsden. It stems from the fact I can't simulate excitement during calibration

Killed one of the duplicate batch jobs and made it daily. Coupled with a new index that should make the DBA happy.