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@rpcutts Love the photo of Scholes next to Pele. Scholes looks so awkward and almost embarrassed.

'Your musical compatibility with DouglasAWh is Very Low' LOL

!manutd Farewell Paul Scholes - http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14428172.stm

@satipera They take payments from TV companies for all those endless 'Traffic Cops' shows. In addition to fines, very lucrative.

@satipera I have launched two appeals of my own and lost both. I'll never make a lawyer. Maybe 'That's so unfair you bastards' isn't valid.

I thought they had to record your presence and return in 5 mins though but I couldn't be arsed appealing. She was probably yapping for 5mins

@satipera Daughter think this might be a camera car responsible for this ticket. She claimed she literally dropped her mate off in < 2 mins

@mo6020 The letter opens with the scaremongering 'You have a fine of £110 (if you don't pay promptly)'. That nearly gave her a heart attack.

@satipera Oh yeah - I sympathised completely but it's an important lesson. Fine accounted for 1 day's pay for her. She was so pissed off.

@jargon That's what I told her. Welcome to my world.