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God - I can't believe !United were so lucky - again ! Another lucky, last minute winner !

Why has the latest version of SwiftKey turned so crap? Loose or Precise - accuracy is now bloody abysmal.

TRUMPYON RIOTS.

@marxistvegan Aaam working on a Borstaaan accent by watching 'Cheers' back to back.

@mo6020 He's going uncover to seek out and destroy people who are that way inclined.

Going to commute with Norman Junior III to an investment bank in the City for a weeks work experience tomorrow.

@marxistvegan or abusive. Either are acceptable.

Our family once had a dog. That animal simply would not let go of that goddamned bone either.

@reality Must have blown the Drupal limit of 2,048,655 words in a single node.

@matjan United recovered from 2-0 down at half-time to clinch a 3-2 win. Nani scored twice and Smalling. Decent game.