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In fact, the whole of that IANL interview business still leaves me deliriously happy.

@reality I fear this would quickly degenerate into a chat about relative package size and I would have to call 'Order ! Order !'

@reality ...competing with 'The Olive Twernham Road Show' :-)

I just love the fact that Kathryn and Daniel answered the question 'And what did your Mummies say ?'

@reality Because they're idiots and the drivers allocate the running order. Why on earth do you think that the customer matters ?

@davidmarsden Do you inform them the call is being recorded for 'quality and training purposes' ?

@reality There's only one answer, mate. Get out on the streets of Cambridge and loot this silver headed condenser microphone.

@davidmarsden I hope you recorded this fact on 'Crush with Byliner'.

@reality Have you got an Interweb 2.0 anti-social enabled tracking number ? Not that that will do any good.

@rpcutts Yes - I was slightly disappointed as people had raved over Banks to me for years. Not read any more of his work.