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Samir Nasri - just shit the fuck up.

Labour MP Paul Flynn: '"The government is throwing away sentencing rules. How can this make sense ? How does it compare with other crimes ?'

And most people thrashing around in a mosh pit.

If you get 4 years for potentially 'inciting disorder', then most football fans, including myself, would be in prison.

@jimh It's today ?! Today !? But all my wife and daughter's detailed 'preparations' told me to stand by my bed tomorrow at 08:00.

Sad news. My son had stolen my IANL sock. I shopped him to the police and he has been sentenced to life imprisonment without parole.

Roubini cree q nos dirigimos a una recesión mundial: Karl Marx tenía razón,el capitalismo puede autodestruirse http://t.co/cCvi3CD

"the djoker" Novak Djokovic is better than Federer and Nadal, and he retweets his fans on twitter, that is super cool

"the djoker" Novak Djokovic is better than Federer and Nadal, and he retweets his fans on twitter, that is super cool

'Do you have a very high pain threshold or don't you like hospital food very much ?'